Top Reasons....
I
*heart*
Harper
Twelve Reasons Not to Worry
About the Economic Meltdown
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12. My Man said it was “Rock Solid”
11. Noah didn’t panic - Bless the Bible!
10. Trust- don’t judge my Manicorn
9. Protestants...Tories... have ethics
8. Subsidies for Big Oil remain intact
7. There is no financial crisis... honest..
6. We have BUYING Opportunities
5. The CPP is WAY over-rated
4. Cuz every other candidate is worried
3. It’s not like over 80% our our trade is tied to the collapsing US economy
2. Elizabeth will explain it ....
..the #1 reason why You should not worry about the economy ....
1. Looks like Mama Harper is running the Department of Finance !!
Twelve Reasons Why Stephen Harper is a Rock Awesome Leader !!
12. He’s not that into details. Just trust him!
11. My manicorn’s adorable Lego-hair !!
10. He was on Reach For the Top in High School ...too bad they lost !!!
9. He looks GREAT dressed up like a Cowboy! Yee Haw !!
8. He got the government to back off the yummy sliced meat manufacturers.
7. When he smiles, the whole of Calgary smiles with him.
6. So the clairvoyant doesn’t tell your co-workers what you really think of them.
5. Shows love by appointing unelected friends to senate & cabinet.
4. He is an irresistibly adorable powder blue Cashmerian Devil.
3. He created the Handbook on How to Disrupt Parliament.
2. With a majority, there is nothing stopping him.
.. the #1 reason why Stephen Harper is Rock Awesome ....
1. He gonna make this government last and last !! Four more years !!!
